Sunday, March 8, 2009

Dhoondte Reh Jaoge - Bollywood Movie Review


Cast: Paresh Rawal, Kunal Khemu, Sonu Sood, Soha Ali Khan
Director: Umesh Shukla
Rating: *


Johnny Lever playing a hardcore Pakistan-loving Muslim screenwriter in Bollywood, sitting on a rooftoop amidst a flurry of green flags and narrating a script that is a sad mishmash of past blockbusters could have been hilarious. However, he was part of a film that attempts to evoke mirth from the whims of the working-class but ends up weak-kneed and washed-out with the effort.

The characters in this quirky, quick-mix comedy try to give you the formula for a flop film. Finally, the characters end up making a hit film. If only the people behind “Dhoondte Reh Jaoge” were that lucky.

It seems they set out to make a hit film by conceiving a plot about a totally zonked-out film unit that has set out to make a flop film. But the idea never quite gets beyond the wish list. The collection of characters who crowd the film’s corny canvas seem to stand uncertainly at the threshold of a spectacular satire that never takes off.

The cast seems to be in the mood for masti. And when you have the redoubtable Paresh Rawal helming the hilarity, what could go wrong?

In theory, nothing. In practice, everything goes wrong in the comic climate of this strange connivance about an out-of-luck producer (Paresh), an out-of-luck charterered accountant (Kunal Khemu) and a struggling actress (Soha Ali Khan).

And if this trio reminds you of Rishi Kapoor, Farhan Akhtar and Konkona Sen Sharma in Zoya Akhtar’s recent “Luck By Chance”, then blame the Bollywood setting and banish the thought.

If “Luck By Chance” was an insider’s look at the film industry, “Dhoondte Reh Jaoge” is the wacko’s dekko into blunder-land.

No effort is made to understand the workings of the industry with satirical sensitivity. The laughter is the main criteria for entering the dream world of movie making. Sadly, the laughs are few and far in-between. The “Sholay” and “Lagaan” spoofs give the humour an extremely wannabe appearance.

Unintentionally bits and pieces of the satire merge into portions of “Rangeela” (wannabe actress falls in love with screen hero while her lover-boy from the chawls seethes in anger) which in turn merge into an Aziz Mirza kind of scooter-riding dreamers’ part for Kunal.

At the end of the comedy, the Paresh-Kunal intended flop turns into a superhit while the duo lands up in jail.

No such luck with this rather droopy and sad comedy. It tries hard to be funny and original but ends up being neither here nor ‘dare’.

Among the performers, Paresh needs no recommendation. In fact, he says as much in an end-title joke. Kunal reveals some hidden comic talent. Sonu as a somewhat dimwitted matinee idol does a number of get-ups and avatars quite sincerely. Sorry, he isn’t supported by anything much in the plot.

Karma Aur Holi - Bollywood Movie Review


Cast: Sushmita Sen, Randeep Hooda, Drena De Niro, Naomi Campbell, Suresh Oberoi, Rati Agnihotri, Suchitra Krishnamurthy
Director: Manish Gupta
Rating: *


Let’s play a mind game. What was Sushmita Sen thinking when she decided to work in this tableau of titillating possibilities on man-woman relationships all gone to utter and irrevevocable waste?

“Karma Aur Holi” with huge dollops of confession thrown in with the jerky suddenness of a car that decides to gather speed when the highway has ended, is one of those filmed fiascos that should’ve never been attempted. It’s like a Woody Allen ensemble cast about an angst-filled soiree that comes to a sorry state of spluttering incoherence.

The film does gross disservice to all concerned, including the poor debutant director Manish Gupta who probably thought he was doing a diasporic version of Woody Allen’s cinema but instead ended making up an extended episode of a Doordarshan serial on the vagaries of the Page 3 crowds.

Sushmita and Randeep try hard to look like a couple with serious marital problems. He takes business calls while making love to her. Maybe he likes the phone better than sex. That’s the least of our worries in trying to make sense of the characters’ dissociated sensitivities.

The film is about an outwardly well-to-do couple played by Sushmita and Randeep who are either showering together or shouting at each other, depending on which way their marital mood swings. One fine day the couple invites home a group of people, including a self-absorbed Pakistani filmmaker (Armin Amiri) and his pregnant girlfriend (Naomi Campbell), a bickering couple (Suresh Oberoi, Rati Agnihotri) and their porn-fixated teenage son, a repressed wife (Suchitra Krishnamurthy) and her bullying husband. By the time the day is done the lid is blown off the facade of suburban marriages in the land of dreams.

Sushmita playing a wife who dances with her maid in the kitchen while cooking (menu rab da vasta!) is more bothered about her swanky new dress being crumpled under sexual pressure than the fact that her husband might be having an affair with his over-sized secretary (Maya Lily).

Sushmita shrugs off her sister warning: “Do you think they look like they’re up to anything?”

Frankly no one looks like he or she is up to anything. That’s the saddest part of a film which wants to say so much. But the words perpetually get in the way.

A few minutes into this mish-mash of Woody Allen, George Bernard Shaw, Govind Nihalani and Keshu Ramsay (the horror of course creeps in unintentionally) and you know the narrative is in trouble. The characters who come to Sushmita-Randeep’s home in New York for an afternoon of heavy duty gossiping, bitching introspection and confession seem to be speaking dialogues borrowed from a cheap American soap opera.

The feelings and thoughts are not only assumed they are also devoid of any coherent pattern. The script tries to be sassy without the basic source material to carry off its ambitions.

The narration is tragically chaotic. The characters seem to be let loose in a room constructed for conflict, and left to their own devices. Ideas of communal disharmony (Rati Agnihotri playing Suresh Oberoi’s sourpuss wife refuses to accept a glass of water from a Muslim filmmaker) and inter-racial coupling (the Muslim director has Naomi Campbell as his girlfriend and punching bag) jostle for screen space with musings on a marriage of convenience in a foreign cultural location where opportunities to f…k-up are limitless.

Ironically the film itself becomes one messy f…k-up with the characters unaware of where to go next or what to do with the dubious responsibility of acting like people who care about the goings-on.

There’s a pubescent horny teenager who’s hounded by a nosy girl (Depal Shaw) with a video camera, a buxom single women who confesses she’s more into women than men and a caricatural pair of American boss-and-bimbo cutting a shady deal with Hooda as wife Sushmita makes her displeasure more than clear. She even shuts the door in her guests’ face. So much for reciprocating the American hospitality.

Somewhere along the dreadful and droll storytelling a gangster pops up in the backyard pool with two floozies bouncing by his side as though they had just discovered the reason why they are part of this film.

We of course remain clueless as to why “Karma Aur Holi” was made. Or why the actors who should’ve known better lent their presence to the film.

While the international cast, including Robert de Niro’s daughter Drena, remain supremely oblivious of their utility in the plot, Sushmita tries hard to lend some grace and humour to a character hellbent on self-destruction. Another engaging performance comes from Suchitra Krishnamurthy as a repressed wife trying to make herself heard above her husband’s bullying.

Randeep Hooda carries his American accent and demeanour with a flair that scoffs at the film’s cheerless efforts to portray the Indian diaspora as a chamber piece done on a pitchless offkey scale.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Billu Barber (2009) [MP3]

Billu BarberBillu Barber is directed by Priyadarshan and produced by Gauri Khan under the Red Chillies Entertainment banner. It tells the story of a barber Bilas Rao Pardesi (Irfan Khan) who lives in his village with his wife Bindiya (Lara Dutta) and two kids. When superstar Sahir Khan (Shah Rukh Khan) comes to their village to shoot a film, Billas/Billu tells people that he and Sahir are childhood friends for which he is ridiculed. The films also stars Om Puri, Rajpal Yadav and Asrani, as well as guest appearances by Kareena Kapoor, Deepika Padukone, and Priyanka Chopra in item numbers. Billu Barber was released on February 13, so check it if you haven’t already.

Music of Billu is composed by Pritam. There’s a nice song by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan that I like a lot (Jaaon Kaha). There are a couple of other good songs too. I hope you like them.

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  1. Ae Aa O / K K, Rana Mazumder, Suraj
  2. Ae Aa O - Remix / K K, Rana Mazumder, Suraj
  3. Billoo Bhayankar / Ajay Jhingran, Kalpana
  4. Jaoon Kahan / Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
  5. Khudaya Khair / Soham Chakrabarthy, Akruti Kakkar, Monali
  6. Khudaya Khair - Reprise / Abhijeet
  7. Love Mera Hit Hit / Neeraj Shridhar, Tulsi Kumar
  8. Love Mera Hit Hit - House Mix / Neeraj Shridhar, Tulsi Kumar
  9. Love Mera Hit Hit - Remix / Neeraj Shridhar, Tulsi Kumar
  10. Marjaani / Sukhwinder Singh, Sunidhi Chauhan
  11. Marjaani - Balkan Mix / K K, Akruti Kakkar
  12. Marjaani - Electro House / Sukhwinder Singh, Sunidhi Chauhan
  13. You Get Me Rockin & Reeling / Neeraj Shridhar
  14. You Get Me Rockin & Reeling - 1 / Neeraj Shridhar, Dominique
  15. You Get Me Rockin & Reeling - Remix / Neeraj Shridhar

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire (2008) [MP3]

Slumdog MillionaireSlumdog Millionaire is the multi-Oscar winning film (8 Oscar, to be exact) directed by the British director Danny Boyle. But you already know that. How could you not! It’s all over the news these days. However, I am ashamed to say I haven’t watched it yet. The film is about Jamal Malik (Dev Patel) who grew up in the slums, becomes a contestant on “Kaun Banega Crorepati?”. Other major roles in the film are played by Freida Pinto, Anil Kapoor, Irfan Khan, Madhur Mittal, Ayush Mahesh Khedekar and Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail.

The spectacular music of Slumdog Millionaire is composed by A. R. Rehman who won two Oscars (for best music and best song, Jai Ho). I don’t need to tell you how good the music is. It’s so obvious. Enjoy ;D

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  1. Dreams On Fire / Suzanne D’Mello
  2. Gangsta Blues / Tanvi, Blaaze
  3. Jai Ho / A R Rahman, Sukhwinder Singh, Tanvi, Mahalakshmi Iyer, Vijay Prakash
  4. Latikas - Theme / Suzanne D’Mello
  5. Liquid Dance / Madhumitha, Palakkad Sriram
  6. Mausam - Escape / A R Rahman, Rashid Ali
  7. Millionaire / Madhumitha
  8. O Saya / A R Rahman, Maya Arulpragasam
  9. Ringa Ringa / Alka Yagnik, Ila Arun
  10. Riots / A R Rahman, Madhumitha

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Delhi-6 - Bollywood Movie Review

Film: “Delhi-6″
Director: Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra
Cast: Abhishek Bachchan, Sonam Kapoor, Rishi Kapoor, Waheeda Rehman, Atul Kulkarni, Divya Dutta, Om Puri, Supriya Pathak, Pavan Malhotra, Vijay Raaz and Deepak Doriyal
Rating: ****


So simple from above and yet so lusciously layered beneath, “Delhi-6″ does what its director’s last work “Rang De Basanti” did so spectacularly. It pushes the boundaries of cinematic entertainment almost beyond the brink, but catches its breath just in time in an exhilarating exhalation of enchanting thoughts, images and characters that seem to convey the truth about life without obstructing the truth about cinema.

Abhishek Bachchan jumps from one building top to another in the congested colony of old Delhi, as the monkey-man shows up in “Delhi-6″, a mix that’s zingy and intoxicating without trying to be either.

The most cherishable quality of this film, which tries to portray the cultural fabric and its tragic-comic resonances in a society trapped between the machinations of religion and politics, is its transparency.

Even when Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra makes deep comments on the culture and politics of religion in contemporary India, he keeps his narrative liberated of punctuation marks.

The narrative flows in one seamless harmony of characterizations, music and satire bound by a vision that sees the aspirations of an “Indian Idol” contestant (Sonam Kapoor) in the same line of vision as the sexcapades of a wily local photographer and the self-serving pontifications of a Hindu right-wing woman.

The greatest virtue of “Delhi-6″ is its bustling mass of everyday commuters from Chandni Chowk, whose lives converge in routine and not-so-routine ways to create a work of art that pays a heartwarming homage to the spirit of a city without romanticizing the gali (bylane) culture of towns where jalebis are fried by streetside vendors next to kids defecating in open sewers.

As a society based on hierarchical and communal segregation collapses all around us, Mehra portrays this society in a flux with a mixture of pleasure and regret without getting overly nostalgic.

There are lines which openly ridicule the ‘dilli ke dilwale’ who are supposed to be one big happy family. However, the family here - warring brothers Om Puri and Pavan Malhotra - and religious communities fall apart with a heartbreaking thud.

The dynamics of a culturally-decaying society are projected into scenes that come together as vibrant vignettes drawn with sincerity, affection and transparency from the most endearing colours of life.

Binod Pradhan’s cinematography is the real hero of “Delhi-6″. He captures the faded pastels of the crowded gallis of Delhi and the aesthetic garishness of the Ram Leela with the feeling and fervour of a subtle celebration rather than a flamboyant festival.

Mehra’s film completely avoids the touristic cliches that the theme - NRI boy returns to desi roots with dying grandma - could have happily embraced. By the time the narrative reaches a sombre climax, we’re watching a work of art that transcends the power of the visual medium, sneaks into the realm of dark poetry and then re-merges as a socio-political commentary.

Abhishek, who plays a half Hindu-half Muslim NRI returning to his roots in Delhi, essays his role with elan.

It would be unimaginable to think of “Delhi-6″ without the huge cast of players. The cast is so much into the subtle, satirical and profound spirit of the film that you wonder which came first, the characters or the actors.

It would be grossly unfair to single out any of the performances. But mention must be made of Deepak Dobriyal as the innocuous Muslim jalebi seller who’s pushed against the communal wall, Pavan Malhotra as a loud somewhat mean electrician, Divya Dutta as the locality’s garbage collector, Vijay Raaz as the neighbourhood sadistic cop and Atul Kulkarni as the na�ve punching bag.

Waheeda Rehman is so serene yet spirited as the dying grandma, somewhat representative of the world that she comes to inhabit in Delhi with her grandson. But the film belongs to Abhishek Bachchan.

“Delhi-6″ is swarming with metaphors, some of them poetic. Peeling off layers of texts and subtexts, we arrive at a work that exudes the scent of true lived-in and experienced emotions.

The hurt and anger of a socio-political system that has gone from corruptibility to destruction is hidden just beneath a warm, sunny all-is-well veneer so beautifully represented by Sonam Kapoor dancing with the dove perched on her head.

What an idea!

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Jumbo (2008) [MP3]

Jumbo, the animated children movie is directed by Kompin Kemgumnird. According to ScreenIndia.com, Jumbo is actually a 2006 Thai film called Khan Kluay (Wikipedia) and is already released on DVD in the US as The Blue Elephant. It doesn’t really matter, but I don’t see why they’re trying so hard to hide that fact. There’s no information on the creators of the film on any Bollywood website. Anyways, the main character is voiced Akshay Kumar. It’s to be released on Christmas this year, on the same day as Ghajini.

Well, now let’s talk about the music of Jumbo. Can you believe this, the movie may be for kids, but there is not a single kids’ song in this movie! I’m not saying the music is bad, I like the song Everything Gonna Be Alright, but it’s almost gangster rap! Come on, it’s a an animated movie about a cute little elephant who goes searching for his mom. But why the hell are there rap songs in there? When I found out about Jumbo, I was so happy for all the kids but I’m very said right. My complaint is not about the quality of music, but the fact that it doesn’t cater to kids. Btw, the songs are composed by Ram Sampat. To all the children out there, sorry guys, you can stick to that song from Ta Ra Rum Pum for now. They’ll maybe think of you next year.

Note: Download links are updated and working, now in mp3 format!
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  1. Badhte Chalo / Sukhwinder Singh
  2. Chayee Madhoshiyan / Sonu Nigam, Sona Mohapatra
  3. Chayee Madhoshiyan - Remix / Sonu Nigam, Sona Mohapatra
  4. Dil Mera Jumbo / Joi Barua
  5. Everything Gonna Be Alright / Kunal Ganjawala
  6. Jaya He / Krishna

Raaz - The Mystery Continues (2009) [MP3]

The music for Raaz - The Mystery Continues (a.k.a Raaz 2) is released, here are the songs some of you have been wanting so much :D. As they keep claiming, The Mystery Continues is not a sequel to the 2002 film Raaz. It follows a completely different storyline. It is directed by Mohit Suri and stars Emraan Hashmi, Kangana Ranaut and Adhyayan Suman in lead roles. I don’t think I need to say this, right?…. that it’s a horror movie?

Music of the movie is directed by new comers Raju Singh, Pranay M Rijia, Toshi Sabri and Gaurav Das who replaced Pritam, who replaced Neem-Sharavan. I haven’t given the songs a listen yet, so I don’t have anything to say except, ENJOY!

Note: Download links are updated and working, now in mp3 format!
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  1. Kaisa Ye Raaz Hai / K.K
  2. Maahi / Toshi Sabri
  3. Soniye / Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal
  4. O Jaana / K.K
  5. O Banda Re / K.K
  6. Maahi (Rock With Me) / Toshi Sabri
  7. Soniyo (From The Heart) / Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal
  8. O Jaana (Dance With Me Mix) / K.K

Dasvidaniya (2008) [MP3]

Dasvidaniya, which was released in November, is a film by Shashant Shah and stars Vinay Pathak, Ranvir Shorey, Rajat Kapoor, Neha Dhupia and Saurabh Shukla. The storyline of the movie is similar to that of The Bucket List. The main character lives an ordinary life, without having done much in life. But when the doctors tell him that he is going to die in 3 months, he makes a list of all the things he wants to do and uses the remaining short time of his life to accomplish and fulfill those wishes.

The music of Dasvidaniya is composed by Kailash Kher who has also written the lyrics for the songs. Great songs, sepcially Muskura. But more than all of them, I like the instrumental one. It’s absolutely beautiful.

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  1. Alvida / Kailash Kher
  2. Alvida - Remix / Kailash Kher, Paresh, Naresh
  3. Mumma / Kailash Kher
  4. Muskura / Kailash Kher, Sonu Nigam
  5. Muskura - Instrumental

Golmaal Returns (2008) [MP3]

Golmaal Returns is a sequel to 2006 hit comedy Golmaal. It’s directed by Rohit Shetty as well, and stars Ajay Devgan, Kareena Kapoor, Arshad Warsi, Tusshar Kapoor, Shreyas Talpade, Celina Jaitley, Amrita Arora and Anjana Sukhani. It seems like it did really well at the box-office, both overseas and domestic. Wikipedia says it surpassed Om Shanti Om’s first day collection. I’m really surprised. I saw a little bit of the film, and didn’t like it a bit. And the same goes for the music, which is composed by Pritam. I posted it ’cause so many of you kept asking for it.

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  1. Meow / Suzi Q, Monali
  2. Meow - English / Suzi Q, Monali
  3. Meow - Remix / Suzi Q, Monali
  4. Tha Kar Ke / Neeraj Shridhar, Anvesha Dutta, Akruti Kakkar, Earl, Indie
  5. Tha Kar Ke - Remix / Neeraj Shridhar, Anvesha Dutta, Akruti Kakkar, Earl
  6. Tu Saala / Anushka Manchandani
  7. Tu Saala - Remix / Anushka Manchandani
  8. Vacancy / Neeraj Shridhar, Benny Dayal, Suhail Kaul, Suzi Q
  9. Vacancy - Kilogram Remix / Neeraj Shridhar, Benny Dayal, Suhail Kaul, Suzi Q